19 May 2006

Kung Fu Grip

I believe that the end of the world is slowly approaching. If any of you's know the story about Nostradamus, he predicted that the world would end due to a great war of one nation from the east battling a nation that dominated the world located to the west...a war built on great light and heat...Hmmmmm I wonder who and what this could possible be???
I also see other signs that the world is ending, I mean just pick up the newspaper or go on the internet and you'll read all kind of stories that go beyond rational explanations. Just the weirdest accounts popping up all over the place, stories such as:
1. Women rips penis off Man with her bare hands.
2. Bear eats Monkey in front of patrons.
3. Alligators attack and kill 3 women in Florida.
4. Guns that look like cell phones.
5. Gitmo detainees clash with guards after they tried to prevent suicides of people who want to kill Americans.
6. Jimmy Hoffa is buried under a barn, not the endzone.
7. President orders troops on the Rio Grande....60 years after the fact.
8. Pornstar purchases top Italian soccer team.
9. Elderly people are killing the homeless for money...I think I saw this on an episode of Law and order
10. Burgular falls asleep on the job. Wakes up inside a coffin.

I want to give a shout out to Mike Wallace who has decided to retire from CBS news show "60 minutes", at the ripe old age of 88. Most people are astonished by his pedigree for tough questions of very powerful people...entertainers, heads of state, politicians, and corporate madams to name a few and he's also credited for being the god father of the "Ambush Interview". You knew when you answered the door and Mike was standing there, you were already guilty and he already had the evidence to prove it, basically he just wanted to hear your lies and put it on film. This man was solely responsible for the creation of Public Relation departments inside government and corporate brothels all across the world, literally creating jobs for thousands of college graduates and establishing a college curriculum that allowed athletes to stay eligible.... I mean how many family studies majors can be on one football team???
More amazing than all that was the fact that he worked 24 years after the standard retirement age...I mean this guy worked most of my adult life after normal american's retire...Incredible indeed!

In Honor of Mike Wallace---Media/News Websites....
Newsvine--This site is a must have!!!
Newsmap--This site is a must have as well!!!
PopUrls--popular news urls all on one page.
Newszingo-Kind of cool how they use tags instead of titles.
MediaBistro--Goodsite to find the lowdown in the media world. Also good for job searching.
Wobble-- Like a Digg or slashdot but news stories picked from the blogosphere.
Web2.0 Workgroup--professional blog and media sources that cover web 2.0
Spotback--kind of different....very colorful news.
Shoutwire--Kind of like Digg but for regular news...
PubSub--Interesting concept.
Gabbr-- social news site.

6 Comments:

At 2:43 PM, Blogger La'Tina said...

speaking of the world ending, I saw preview of Al Gore's movie "An Inconvieniant Truth" and I'm scurred. I read somewhere that while filming the movie, they had to edit out some scenes because Katrina had occurred and the parts edited (pre-production material)spoke about a disasterous hurricance that would wipe out parts of the Gulf because of the whole El Nina thing that has to do with all the global warming which is what the movie is about, and it is just ill. So anyways, I am checking it out.

 
At 3:13 PM, Blogger O-FACE said...

Thicky....You must not of seen the cyclones that are the size of Oregon, that hit China and Australia...My only concern is that they don't even have the levee's at pre hurricane status...I mean the same thing can happen all over again even if a hurricane doesn't take a direct path......Depressing stuff, think i'm gonna pop some prozac...

 
At 3:49 PM, Blogger Asian Mistress said...

What's up with the new header? Sweet.

And dude, how do you have time to find all these links/stories and crap?

BTW the bare hands thing...WOW.
I think photographic evidence should be included.

 
At 5:30 PM, Blogger O-FACE said...

BTW the bare hands thing...WOW.
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The header...Its a picture of my house.

The stories-I got from reading the news before work this morning
The links-Well you don't think I work all 8 hours do you?? Lmao

My prostate-Total shrinkage reading that article. It was like taking a bath in cold water filled with ice, sitting outside in anartica with a nice pitcher of Iced tea by my side...

 
At 2:38 PM, Blogger Roar Savage said...

It's not just the football guys. My man Dixon was a Family Studies major, too, I believe... *swoon*...

 
At 7:36 PM, Blogger O-FACE said...

. My man Dixon was a Family Studies major, too, I believe... *swoon*
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Lmao.......I like him and Gary "Mcsweaty" Williams so I left them out.

 

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