War on Blasphemy

Ok, I like too watch this guy on television a lot, not because I believe in his message or anything, but he has the ability to make me laugh my ass off and induce inhalation of highly acidic pop through my nostrils. (you southerners and your word for soda). I've always noticed that he visits third world countries, where people are always looking for a way to leave despair and poverty only having faith to fall on for support. But who's their to catch them right before they hit the ground of chaos?? None other than my man: Benny Hinn. Its guys like Ben, Catholic Church, and all the other religious factions around the world that get me really wondering about god and his existence. See what you started Chase!!!!!

I dunno, maybe its the suit he wears, or maybe its the angel pin on the lapels, or it could be he always goes to Nambia or Jakarta to fill out stadiums with new believers victims moneybags suckas.( See Jim Jones and David Koresh) note *if your spiritual adviser is any of these plus Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, Sun Muyung Moon, your really gonna need some type of god in your life.