Tentacles of Confusion

I'M BACK!!!!!!!!!

Great time for me, silly earthlings, in the isle's of San Juan. 89 degree's and sunshine basically everyday and I hardly got to experience it because of work, but it still was worth it and I still got a chance to go out Friday night and take some pics.

Backdrop-->> There are 3 countries in the world that are more obsessive about beauty than the United States and those countries are Brazil, Venezuela, and Puerto Rico. I don't know what it is, but everytime I come to this commonwealth I am determined to marry a Puerto Rican because they have some of the hottest looking women on the planet. The women come in all kinds of different hues and shapes, mixed with spanish, taino indian, and african bloodlines.



Some of my clients office workers. Dam!!



Nephew of the client group owner. See what nepotism can get you. Hot girlfriends.



Dam I wish my office looked like this. I would be at every office party.



More proof that money can buy hot women, even in the Caribbean. Chick on the right thought I was funny and wants to hook me up with her sister. I'm keeping my fingers crossed that she looks exactly like her.




Was drunk at this point, have no clue who these goddesses are. I told them I was a photographer for People Magazine. So dastardly.



Beauty pageant at the hotel. More reasons to move. Gawddam!!! I pointed arrows at the person I thought should win.