Talk it Out

Talking to my boss today. Let me clear the air with my feelings toward him:

I HATE HIS F-ING GUTS WITH PASSION. I HOPE HE BURNS IN HELL!

But he's a nice guy overall and I wish him and his family the best. I've tried to hug sh** out, but he's insistent about playing silly mental games everytime I talk to him and it annoys me to no end. I pose this example; he's constantly telling me that I don't communicate enough verbally. This is true. He also doesn't realize that everytime I ask a question he doesn't have the answer nor does he know where I can find it. So I went ahead and classified him as a "Remora". Now biology, zoology, and oceanography would have been my careers of choice but I wanted to make more than 15 grand for a yearly salary. However I do a lot of reading inregard to different animals/species and I try to attend the local aquariums and zoo's of the cities I visit on business or vacation. So, with my experience and priceless knowledge in hand (a joke), I've been able to expand my breadth of aquatic knowledge and I found a animal that personifies my boss.

A Remora is a fish that swims on the underbelly of sharks, whales, other large animals. Remora's have a suction cup on the head and use this tool for attachment on the underside of marine animals. It serves NO importance and provides ZERO benefits to the host animal. It primarily eats the scraps of food left over by the host animal or it ingest the FECES for nutrition.

So the moral of the story kids is this: Don't ride the backs of other peoples work because they could try and feed you some sh**.

Here's some websites to check out to improve your communication skills.

Skype- Been out for a long time-- I use it everynow and then. I hate all Telecom companies because their vicious beasts.

Wengo-Just like Skype--not bad-- You get 20 credits free

Zoep-- Just like Skype and Wengo--Are you noticing a pattern here???

All 3 have firefox extensions--

Orb-- Allows you to watch TV on your laptop anywhere. I plan to start using this soon

Sling-- Allows you to watch TV on your laptop anywhere. I plan to wait for the price to come down.

Accent Archive--- Because nobody should have to live life with a southern accent.

Peeko--- Allows every webpage to be a chat room

Vyew--- Probably how meetings will be conducted in the future because nobody will be able to afford driving to work.