Secretary of State

I told you bastards that my foreign policy strategy was possible, that the answers to the world's problems could be solved in a very efficient and cost effective way, with a boom box and some cardboard. My teachings are spreadin like wildfire, around the globe reaching the young future leaders of tomorrow. Oface is gonna be too foreign diplomacy, what Ghandi was to human rights. Check out this recent diplomatic exchange between North and South Korea that helped usher in peace on the Korean Peninsula. I accomplished in 4 months what the U.S. governement couldn't accomplish in 50 years. So dastardly!!!
















Hilarious. Condi doesn't deserve this regardless of her political loyalties and her track record. But this kind of made me laugh, anyways!!!