The Power of the Vag

Just saw a televison show on the TLC channel called, "City Cops," today and all I have to say is that this show is definitely a keeper. Today two female police officers were called in to do a strip search of a female suspect, believed to have stuffed crack rocks inside her VAGINA. Yes folks, thats right, the aka-love canal, aka-cave of happiness, aka-baby runway.
Cops total take from the procedure on this one female subject- $2300 street value of crack cocaine.

• Person arrested=1
• Total street value of crack cocaine stuffed inside a vagina= $2300
• Look on my face when I heard and saw this=priceless

So the moral of the story for all you junkies and crackheads out there is to quit doing drugs because you have no idea what body oraface they were shipped within to get it on your lips or nose or veins or tongue.