M.I.A

Today, I made my one year pilgrimage to the holy site of, 'Nordstrom at Tyson Corners'. Being that I'm a guy, I automatically hate shopping. Its something that's programmed into every little boy's brain in the United States at conception. Don't know why our lord would do this to men. I'm guessing to make up for the fact that 6 lb little people don't slide out of bodies nor do we have to share in the f-ing responsibility of eating for two and gaining massive amounts of weight.

I specifically picked this day because I know most of you DCians would either be at home or at the local pub watching George Mason play the great 8 game, birthright to the Final Four, and considering that I can't stand over crowded malls and packed stores I viewed this as a excellent opportunity outside of both the eve's of Christmas and New Years. So, while I was in the dressing room I heard a piano medley of this song and its been in my head all F-ing DAY long. I've decided that I'm gonna share this song with you, so that you too can hear this and let it play out inside your head over and over and over and over and over again.

Wave your lighter from side to side.