March Madness

"With great power comes great responsibility." This is my gift, my curse."

- Peter Parker


Its my favorite time of the year. I love college basketball. Just something about seeing people compete for a single goal and putting it all on the line for absolutely nothing in return, but glory worship and european tryouts, because good B-ball players don't go to college anymore. I guess maybe its the last second buzzer beaters or seeing the teams that got hyped during the season lose to the no name schools, or maybe its seeing the bars in downtown DC packed with professionals who are all out meeting clients watching games.

I do have one confession to make! I have this strange gift, I can predict very accurately how the tournament is gonna turn out. Don't ask me how I do it, but every year I help make many people filthy powerball rich by predicting what teams are gonna win in the office pool. This year should be no exception. I managed to predict every team for the final four last year, and my coworkers reserved for me, a stare of awwwdom that is fitting for a famous rockstar, a top hollywood actor, or a f*cking Yeti coming in from the forest.

So stayed tuned silly earthlings, I will post my selections to help you win that office jackpot and help pay down your $600,000 mortgage.