Mental Marriage

I've been here 2 1/2 days and I got mentally married like 15 times over. So many beautiful woman its not even funny. Unlike most people, I try too control my level of drunkeness so that I won't miss out on anything, important things such as pick pocketers and kidnappers. Parts of the city are straight, other parts can be dangerous so I would advise against strolling off the beaten path by yourself. Now I'm 6'2 about 195lbs, so people are gonna think twice before they roll up on me, unless they got a concealed weapon, then at that point I'm a total sissy b**ch. But I definitely would recommend this place to anyone looking to travel not to far away from home, thats warm, and has a metropolitan area to it, this is definitely the place.



Bar girls--- The one on the left is Mariam, the one on the right..No f-ing clue. Mariam met me for lunch on Sunday at the hotel after copilot left to go shopping with her friends. Very down to earth.




Woman on the right was my co-pilot for the trip. The other two were friends from college. Very nice and polite. Could teach DC women a thing or two about chilling the f-out with the arrogant and elistist attitudes.



Woman on the left kept playing tag with me the whole night. I would have done her if copilot wasn't around. But that would have been some uncivilized behavior. Woman on the right has 2 kids, can you believe that???



They were playing some trivia pursuit type game half the night. Did not get the premise for this concept. Maybe puerto ricans don't want to be mentally retarded like alot of americans. Dunno... This woman has amazing boobs, main reason I took the picture. I'm so dastardly!!!!




More of Co-Pilots friends.. The two guys hopped in my picture like retards, but its cool. We all had fun that night, so I'll hold my fangs and venom.




Zsa Zsa Gabor in her 20's. This chick was on either cocaine or exctasy the whole night. Just acted weird.