Gaydum

Probably one of the two subjects that people use to break your spirit.
1. Your masculinity level
2. The hotness of your girl

Watching the parts of the winter olympics because I'm bored out my mind with everything else on t.v. The NBA all-star game is lamo unreal. Everybody is throwing passes out of bounds or missing dunks that they've been making since the 3rd grade. But, Bob Costas made the unfortunate mistake of showing Johnny the"Ice Princess" Weir highlights from his competition. I guess dude's routine was lame and he came in 5th place. Blamed it on missing a bus and not being in balance with his inner aura. Jesus somebody get this guy a rifle and some birdshot and a keg's worth of masculinity. Could you imagine going into work and f**king up on a assignment, and your boss ask's what happened? You say, "I was not present mentally and not in balance with my aura." They couldn't hand me a shoe box containing all my belongings fast enough.