Son of Godzookie

12 things to know: January

1. I am a twin and you should be scared.
2. I can play the piano and the trumpet.
3. I graduated from a small university in the Buckeye State. Got my degree in business/corporate slavery.
4. I fast once every two months for the entire month, living off green tea and water. Helps clean my body, control my blood sugar, and clear my mind.
5. I'm 6'2 and every woman I've dated has been under 5'5. I want to stare a woman in the eyes without heels or a stool
6. I'm a democrat, just because they haven't f**ked me over as bad as the Rethuglicans
7. I'm a great grandson of a famous poet. I unfortunately did not pick up his skills.
8. I've been in one fight in my whole life. Everybody thinks I can fight but I can't. I'm a sissy. I hate blood.
9. I have a sixth sense. I can sense when somebody has to use the bathrom. I can sense if a tv's on in another room with the volume down. I can read body language like its a second language.
10. I've lived in six cities in the last 12 years... Cleveland, Detroit, Chicago, DC, Philadelphia, and Houston.
11. I want to date a Puerto Rican woman next. For absolutely no f**king reason.
12. I love watching old Godzilla movies. They crack me up. Horrible acting, Hilarious special effects. I want too see Godzilla attack DC. Just because our system is f**ked up right now.