My Biggest Weakness

So I have this friend who i'm helping professionalize her resume. I call her L-LO because she has an ass like Jennifer Lopez. Now that *ass* has been in style for the last 6 years, my brain has been reprogrammed to stop gawking at the breasts of women and stare at the gluteus maximus. I've changed my characteristics of the ideal mate, and prefer the plump a dump. Not a sloppy big butt, but one thats firm and solid, sort of like a female athlete or a air brushed playboy model. Firm ass is a must have for me to professionally stalk you.

L-LO works out 6 days a week and lives at the gym, which is one of the things about us that we share a bond for. L-LO knows what keeps me coming back for more and its cool with her. She doesn't mind that I worship her posterior just as long as I'm not rude or disrespectful about it. One of the main reasons that I try to keep it honest and straight forward as possible, because its hard being fake and considerate. Why pretend how you truly feel about somebody, good or bad? Just lay the egg and plant your true emotions so that the chance of confusion will be minimal.

I've taken like 3 hours out of my day to revise and edit the resume for her. The thing thats humorous about it, that i've done all this work for her, basically so I can win some acceptance points for sex. We like each other, but unfortunately she has a boyfriend right now. But the really interesting part about that whole situation, she's more attracted too me than him. How do I know? Silly earthlings!! Because she told me so, and this information is a great source for a ego blowjob. We talk to each other for hours everynight, like were lovers, even though I know she has a significant other. I really want to sleep with her bad, but I know that its the wrong thing to do to another man. Its not that I'm trying to be respectful, its that I have a general fear of karma, and that if I get weak and make that act happen, some evil energy will be cast upon me for 10 years straight. Maybe a perpetual sandstorm or locusts, hovering over my head.