Liar Liar G-Strings on Fire!!

Today, I couldn't resist the temptation and sacrificed all of my manlihood to watch James Frey on Oprah. No, I'm not gay, but I'm also grown enough and secure too watch this s**t. If you've been hiding out with Osama Bin Laden for the last 4 weeks, then you'll know that Mr. Frey was the author who wrote the book ,'A Million Little Pieces." A quick synopsis of the book: Guy is a junkie and alcoholic, puts everybody in his life through chaos, girlfriend kills herself...thee end!! The book gets Oprah's attention and the author gets nominated for her prestigious book club. He goes on the show and talks about the book and how he lived through that. Well some bastard at a website, did some fact checking and it turns out dude made up the whole thing and lied to Oprah, the publishers, and all you suckers who bought the book thinking it was authentic.
So now Oprah's pissed, and brought Mr Polygraph on the show to confront him because she's embarrassed like shit. I have to say, I 've never seen this side of Oprah, but she hopped in dude's ass on National television and I was impressed. Something about a woman that has F.U. in her personality that turns me on. I don't care what you do for a living, but all successful people have F.U. in there genes. So Oprah asks Liar Liar why he did it, and he sat there like someone's 8 year old child getting scolded by mom. He looked pathetic, just so childish. I would have gave dude props if he would have said, "I just wanted to sell some books", or "My mother is dying and I need the money", but to sit there as a grown man and look like some simp on NATIONAL television is f**king embarrassing. Me, I would told Oprah that I lied and to just get over that s**t because it's gonna hold us back.