Craigslist Whore

Craigslist. Modern marvel, 8th wonder of the world. The digital flea market for the cheap, employment board for the bizarre, fishing net for potential dates and lovers. Its the modern 15th and Lst sex candy shop (if thats what you call having sex with a prostitute "Candy"), without the fear of being busted as a perp or john. I am amazed at the level of responses that I get by making a simple post. On some days when I'm doubting myself, or the self esteem fuel gauge is hovering on empty, I like to post a ad on Craigs list for a date. Most of the time its bulls**t that I make up, sort of my own 'Million Little Pieces', but without the million little dollars. The things I will do to amuse myself. I think today's post is gonnna be:

Me- 6'0 male, 180lbs,w, blond hair, blue eyes, 27yrs old, college educated, proud graduate of Harvard Law School, current attorney for the federal justice department. Looking to meet a sophisticated 24-40 year old. I work out 6 days a week, former professional body builder and NFL athlete for 2 seasons. (How the hell can you be in the NFL and go to Hawvard). So I'm looking for someone with the same attentiveness to exercise. Maybe we can go write some poetry or make some music. How about maybe painting in the park or attending a ceramics workshop. Anything different than normal. Email me with a pic.

You- 5'3-6'0, 100-145lb, female, don't care, don't care, don't care 23-40 year old single woman. Will accept married wives only If you agree to sign legal paperwork for assigning me a false identity if you get caught. Looking for a college educated woman with no kids preferable, but I'm willing to make exceptions.