California dreamin

So, I'm resting from jet lag after a brief business trip for the slave job. I went to Anaheim, Kalifornia last week and got back on sunday night. I'm so f-ing tired!!! Maybe its because I knew that I was coming back to DC, a city of mindless crime and chilly temperatures. California was beautiful and so were the women. I'm not talking your average amy brady's walking on K street or Old town. I'm talking bronze goddesses with fully developed breasts that would make a playboy editor jealous. It seemed like everybody was happy and upbeat, with zero signs of stress or tension. I just couldn't believe the warmth I received from people I met at the convention....Dam why did I have to come back?????

But I did notice that alot of the women had plastic surgery on they're faces. Alot of people had the too perfect teeth or the botox shot to the forehead with the paralyzed face..or they had the skin on the face pulled back to make it tight. So many 50 year olds with too good of skin for me to believe that it was just natural beauty.

A buddy and I went to Fox sports to have some drinks and wind down for the day on Saturday. Basically, Fox Sports restaurants are like David Buster or Julians. Now my buddy is a whore. He thinks about women 24/7. If he's got a flat tire, he's thinking about a woman..if he's got an assignment due, he's thinking about a woman..if someone called in a threat to bomb his plane, he wouldn't care just as long as it won't delay his flight back too get with a woman. While we were waiting for our drinks to be made, two older ladies approached us and ignitiated a conversation. It was cool, I like to get sweated on by the chicas every now and then because its great for my ego B.J. So whore asked the question you never ask a woman.....how old are you?? They said a number in the mid 40's, but they couldn't have looked a day over 29-30. Sure enough as the conversation got deeper and personal, it was revealed that they had several surgeries to tighten up the face and crow feet.

So as I'm looking at open positions with my company in Kalifornia, I'm weighing the good and bad, maybe make a move out and experience for myself for a couple years.

Good
1. Women
2. Weather
3. Women who work hard to maintain the youth

Bad
1. Fake looking women
2. Earthquakes and smog
3. Cost of living

Ugly
1. Arnold Schwartzaphony is governor
2. High Std's
3. Gang Bangers