tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-210576882011-04-21T18:02:01.970-04:00O-FACEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08940699303930631152noreply@blogger.comBlogger971100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21057688.post-1157354712778012962006-09-04T03:25:00.000-04:002006-09-04T03:32:03.250-04:00

If you haven't heard Steven Irwin has died after being stabbed in the heart by a stingray.  Apparently he pissed it off and the animal stuck its barb tail right through his heart.  Tragic, especially considering that he had a wife, two kids, and a sucessful conservation program...R.I.P Steve......I can't believe this dude died from a stingray stabbing.  I mean he handled 20 foot crocs, alligators

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Do any of yous (spelled wrong on purpose spell-checkers) know much about these dogs (pictured below) or have any personal experience dealing with them????? I've been doing some research and basically came to the conclusion that Chows are dogs with cat personalities. They pretty much do what they want and don't socialize with other people that well. Basically me, but born into a dogs body.

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I haven't forgot about you silly earthlings......I'm on a hiatus trying to sort out the best way to solve some of the world's problems and my work is best when I'm alone, eating beef jerky, watching old reruns of "Welcome Back Kotter", with Horse-shack screeching at Freddy. Totally off topic but man, HDTV will ruin the movie experience because a lot of people got some bad skin, I'm talking

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James T. Kirk is my HERO FOREVER....................... KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNJames T. Kirk is my HERO FOREVER....................... KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

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I came out of retirement for this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Sorry, my life is currently experiencing some technical difficulties. Will return right after the break. Here's a "Cheer me upper" ..for me....Tell me what you think....If your just perusing through feel free to say Hi as well, its all one love here in O-facesterville..

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Dam I was reading this article about a cop in Baltimore, who was sentenced to 315 years in prison Thats like 5 lifetimes of the average american or 5 generations to put it so succinctly. That means when this guy gets out of jail either the morlocks will have enslaved man kind and what we considered Baltimore today, should be nothing more than a pile of rock and silt or he will be the first

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How people become bloggers.......Kind of made me laugh...How people become bloggers.......Kind of made me laugh...

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Sometimes you have to see it inorder to believe it............ Now thats what I call passion......Not that anything is wrong with it......

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Sending this out to Al Z. Sure....Sure dead...I missed the NBA playoffs to watch the new show on NBC called, "Windfall", about a bunch of people who share $386 million lotto jackpot and the transformation that takes place within there lives afterward, much like this poor soul. This show has potential. I also got a chance to see "Dog Bites Man", on Comedy Central, following in the footsteps of

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Did anybody see the ESPN special piece by Jeremy Schaap on the subject of racism, FIFA, and World Cup soccer???? . Soccer (Football), argueably the worlds number one sport, has a gigantic problem with racism. Basically, in Europe its ok to go to soccer matches and display your racial pride bigotry towards the HOMETOWN team, OPPOSING team, and any fans foolish to attend. Players of African

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Hilarious...........What happens when you splice the genes of GW "DUBS" and Eminem??????.....Somebody sign this guy....

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Accent: Think Scarface educated at Oxford.Booze: Brooklyn Ice Tea in the Summer......Red Russians in the WinterChore I Hate: Cleaning the toilet....something about brown stains on white porcelainDogs/Cats: Cats are for cowards..Dogs are for ego maniacs...Fish are forever.....Essential Electronics: Laptop, Crackberry, Go-Go Gadget swiss army knifeFavorite Perfume/Cologne: Mildew by Funk.....Just

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I'm on vacation this week slumming through the backwoods of the rusting midwest. I think its official now....the midwest consist of only Minneapolis, Chicago, Columbus and that's it...period. So I'm eating my lunch, which is made up of fruit loops and dirty banana slices listening to some samba in the background.... when I came across a very interesting article. It seems that Oprah Winfrey has

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I saw the movie, "Fargo" for the first time this week and let me tell anybody who has lived a pathetic existence equivalent to mine: THAT MOVIE IS NICE, GO SEE IT NOW!!!!! Very Pulp Fictioness in the way it was written and filmed. Lots of murder/violence and simple characters with complex development, and strange dynamic plots and twists. *Right now I'm watching two movies at the same time:

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What do you wanna talk about?????????????????????????*Nothing like bringing your own laptop and perusing the web on a 3 hour lunch break with a nutty coworker.....sipping caramel coffee. I gotta get some work done today....

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I've been watching reruns of the Dateline special "To Catch a Predator" for like the last 33 weeks now. Looks like Virginia, Ohio, and California have a gigantic population of sexual predators who find children just too dam attractive , because Perverted Justice is cleaning up just putting thousands of dudes in jail. I'm not gonna lie, I can't help but laugh watching Stone Phillips stand there

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Man Law #32- Never argue with your girlfriend in public....especially when your married to someone else. Always take it to the car or your life will be about as pleasant as a pedestrian with bird sh** on the head.....Always!!Saw a coworker at Happy hour get into a fight with his office mistress. To make matters even worse, he's a office sniper and he's taken down many colleagues with his

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I believe that the end of the world is slowly approaching. If any of you's know the story about Nostradamus, he predicted that the world would end due to a great war of one nation from the east battling a nation that dominated the world located to the west...a war built on great light and heat...Hmmmmm I wonder who and what this could possible be???I also see other signs that the world is ending

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I had a self revelation over the weekend as to why I find Monday the most painful day in the week. My theory is that Monday represents the dichotomy that everybody in America experiences every work week. Monday is the "reality" of our lives, it is the absolute truth that we all live and share in that can not be avoided..it is the pain. The weekend represents the other side, it is the vehicle

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It seems everybody is in a tizzy about the possibility of worldwide pandemic flu outbreak....everybody but me. See, I believe the world has much more dangerous diseases to worry about, such as HIV, Cancer, Malaria, even male pattern baldness. But in one of my futile attempts to actually learn something new, anything that would exponentially increase my I.Q., I came across a severe and tragic

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Bill Clinton may be the sole reason why I'm out of a job in the near future. Reading the company email in regards too the brokered agreement that will reduce significant access of sugar based beverages in all schools: Elementary---High School. This is an effort to combat the obesity epidemic that's sweeping across our country. Doctors are discovering teenagers with cardiovascular disease of

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Words I live by: The Usual Suspects-MayVerbal:Who is Keyser Soze? He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say his fatherwas German. Nobody believed he was real. Nobody ever saw him or knewanybody that ever worked directly for him, but to hear Kobayashi tellit, anybody could have worked for Soze. You never knew. That was hispower. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing theworld he

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Couple of things1. The weekend was great.2. Stephen Colbert carried the president on national television. Hilarious.See it here and here.3. On a sad note, I was reading a article in reference to the U.S. and the possibility of our economic demise and it made me sh** my pants. Not really, just my boxers.*23 percent of the oil riggs in the gulf are still unusable.*Consumer debt is at a all time

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Exhausted myself at the gym today and was pretty much able to get a nice burn through my body especially my abs. 1 hour of lifting and 1 hour of cardio(basketball against the semi pro players). Nice solid workout to take away my thoughts of anger and stress from a complicated work week. Now if I could get this brown rice to come out right, my night could end perfectly.But here are some links to

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--"A million ways to die so I chose, made it a million and one with my eyes closed" by RedmanMorbid subject matter and I'm crazy for thinking this, but when I'm at the office staring at mountains of paper work and blinking phones/voice mails I often zone out and wonder how i'm gonna perish, how my life is gonna go out with a big bang. Sometimes I imagine its gonna happen due to health reasons

O-FACEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08940699303930631152noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21057688.post-1145937359284966632006-04-24T23:55:00.000-04:002006-04-25T00:02:12.150-04:00

What's definitely sucking:1. Gas Prices--- This is some obscene sh**. Could you imagine doing a project at work and it doesn't work out. So you keep doing the project anyways but never quite make any improvements to it for well over 40 years????? Is that the Harvard case study example of time/project management efficiency?? Well folks that's exactly what our government did with the last oil/gas

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Talking to my boss today. Let me clear the air with my feelings toward him:I HATE HIS F-ING GUTS WITH PASSION. I HOPE HE BURNS IN HELL!But he's a nice guy overall and I wish him and his family the best. I've tried to hug sh** out, but he's insistent about playing silly mental games everytime I talk to him and it annoys me to no end. I pose this example; he's constantly telling me that I don't

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Ok, I like too watch this guy on television a lot, not because I believe in his message or anything, but he has the ability to make me laugh my ass off and induce inhalation of highly acidic pop through my nostrils. (you southerners and your word for soda). I've always noticed that he visits third world countries, where people are always looking for a way to leave despair and poverty only having

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I was awaken from a deep R.E.M. sleep last night around 4 in the morning (My dream was nice too, it consisted of Vida Guerra, Kelly Hu, Me, Jacuzzi, bottles of wine,champagne, and kool- aid packets). But the ofacester was awaken by his sixth sense and luckily so, because if I hadn't listened to my inner voice and gotten up too take a peak outside my window, I would of never witnessed the crew of

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Reading a interesting article about Brazil and racism. This kind of made me laugh,because, if America made this law applicable, like 90 percent of the population would go to prison within the first 3 months after enactment. Antonio Carlos, was charged by a Brazilian prosecutor of racism, which means nothing to you and I, however in that country racism is illegal and the charge carries a 3 year

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My shoulders are burning tonite. I shouldn't have lifted weights today because i'm so tired and sore from working out on Saturday. Uggghhhhh!!!!!! Anybody with some oxycotin, please email me. (just joking NSA)A friend of mine purchased his first home today with his wife and son for like 350 grand or so in change. I'm gonna keep the post short because my arms are gonna fall off from being so

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I told you bastards that my foreign policy strategy was possible, that the answers to the world's problems could be solved in a very efficient and cost effective way, with a boom box and some cardboard. My teachings are spreadin like wildfire, around the globe reaching the young future leaders of tomorrow. Oface is gonna be too foreign diplomacy, what Ghandi was to human rights. Check out this

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April-Words I live by- Full Metal JacketGunnery Sergeant Hartman:Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crackof your mamma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass andnot even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around.I'll be watching you.Gunnery

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We all remember Carrol O'Connor most notable role other than playing the overbearing sheriff in the movie, "In The Heat of the Night", was playing the character Archie Bunker , an old school bigot who hated on everybody and everything deemed unamerican during the 1960's-70's. Nobody was spared his venomous wrath: Blacks, Polish, Jews Italians, Mexicans and even Homosexuals before it was

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I'M BACK!!!!!!!!!Great time for me, silly earthlings, in the isle's of San Juan. 89 degree's and sunshine basically everyday and I hardly got to experience it because of work, but it still was worth it and I still got a chance to go out Friday night and take some pics.Backdrop-->> There are 3 countries in the world that are more obsessive about beauty than the United States and those countries

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Flying out early tomorrow morning folks on *Business* (chuckles to himself) to my beloved San Juan. Will be back on Sunday morning.

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Today, I made my one year pilgrimage to the holy site of, 'Nordstrom at Tyson Corners'. Being that I'm a guy, I automatically hate shopping. Its something that's programmed into every little boy's brain in the United States at conception. Don't know why our lord would do this to men. I'm guessing to make up for the fact that 6 lb little people don't slide out of bodies nor do we have to share in

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If you picked 1. Ucla2. Florida3. LSU4. George Mason well then, I bow down to you because you must be from Krypton. This is sum bullshit!!!!!!!!!!

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Hilarious------- ToothBrush Sex

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So dastardly I am. Free trip to San Juan again in 4 days on business(bullshit). I can't wait folks.

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From talking to my friends and reading the local blogosphere,(I made that word up) but I noticed alot of people are in the market for new jobs. So I though I would pass on some links to help you folks find awesome corporate whoredom gigs, so that you can have a little more lunch money in the pocket on the way to your corporate brothel.Talentzoo-- For you Marketing and PR/Advertising

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Talking to my friend L-LO tonite and we were singing songs to each other. I know, it sounds gay like hell but i'm a man and i'll do anything to sleep with this woman. But we were discussing worst music decade and Lo said the 80's which got me artificially pissed. I mean, look at this video and tell me if this isn't what defined the whole decade. Embrace your 80's!!!

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I can't believe its been a full year since he left Comedy Central. The one thing I always liked about Dave is that his comedy just didn't fit one group , people from a wide variety of backgrounds laughed at this crazy sh**.But, this is my favorite skit of all time, definitely his smartest outside of Prince and Rick James skits.

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My bracket is shot to shit. F**k you Duke, LSU, Washington, and all f-ing teams that lose when they should have won by 10 points, easily. Am I the only one whose f-ing tired of this dam Applebee's/Gilligans Island commercial??????? I swear i've seen it 300 times at least in the last 2 weeks. Am I the only one who thinks the Ted Ferguson commercials are hilarious???

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I read this and broke my ribs from pure laughter

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Watching the tournament tonite and a couple of things stand out.1. I'm taking a hit like nobody's business this year. WTF!!!!!!!! Ok, master yoda, this is all due to like 5 teams losing in the last 20 seconds, after having the lead for pretty much the entire game.2. Only like 2 games that I picked turned into terrible selections on my part. But I still feel good about tomorrow's games because

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Just saw a televison show on the TLC channel called, "City Cops," today and all I have to say is that this show is definitely a keeper. Today two female police officers were called in to do a strip search of a female suspect, believed to have stuffed crack rocks inside her VAGINA. Yes folks, thats right, the aka-love canal, aka-cave of happiness, aka-baby runway.Cops total take from the procedure

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Blogger Sucks. The bracket is up, but blogger isn't able to display pictures right now. Have no clue as to what's going on. More reasons to switch over to typepad.

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What I saw on my crystal Ball

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"Be the Do"----Emperor Ming to his forces during a battle for modern day Mongolia.So here it is, bracket mania. I've sat under my tree for the last two days like a reincarnation of Buddha and pondered about the outcome of the NCAA tournament. My brain has analyzed numbers, rosters, game film, even the sexiness of the teams cheerleaders to determine who will win in the matchups. I do have some

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Hammer, formerly known as MC Hammer, alias to Stanley Burrell. Oakland born and breed rapper who survived the mean streets to make a name for himself, is one of the first rappers to ever cross mainstream America and be successful. People laugh at him because he squandered millions of dollars and filed for bankruptcy, something that 5 million Americans do each year. Claim to fame was the songs:

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Has anybody seen the Volkswagon commercials with the german guy talking urban vernacular with a deutsche-land accent. OMG those commercials are hilarious. Drop it like its hot ya'll.Ok I saw the most disgusting thing in my life today. Grosser than a New York Ave gas station bathroom. A BBall player for Villanova had his eye ball pop out of his head in front of the entire world tonite. I'm so

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A child hood friend of mine has unfortunately ran into a bit of bad luck. He lost his job and house due to downsizing and recently moved back home with his parents at the ripe ol age of 31, only staying until he can get back on his feet. I was talking to him the other day, trying to up his spirits because he feels embarrassed and ashamed being back at the very same place he couldn't wait to

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Words I live by:Quote of the Month-MarchHarry Callahan:Listen, punk. To me you're nothin' but dogshit, you understand? And alot of things can happen to dogshit. It can be scraped up with a shoveloff the ground. It can dry up and blow away in the wind. Or it can bestepped on and squashed. So take my advice and be careful where the dogshits ya!I have this friend who is constantly trying to take

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alright I'm gonna say this and I hope people don't preach to me take it the wrong way. But, its that time of year when all the Catholics get the ash smudged on the foreheads. You see em in the grocery stores, work, frickin the gym as well. But I've always wonder this: What if god didn't exist?? What if all these religious beliefs were made up strategies to control people so that it was in the

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"With great power comes great responsibility." This is my gift, my curse."- Peter ParkerIts my favorite time of the year. I love college basketball. Just something about seeing people compete for a single goal and putting it all on the line for absolutely nothing in return, but glory worship and european tryouts, because good B-ball players don't go to college anymore. I guess maybe its the last

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I have this friend who I constantly give free advice to from time to time just because I like her and I want to build credit so I can sleep with her. Today she called and was complaining about how some lady at her job, higher up on the pyramid scheme.... organizational chart, was treating her with hate and venom. So, being that I'm her wanna-be knight in shining armor, I doled out these powerful

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Probably one of the two subjects that people use to break your spirit. 1. Your masculinity level2. The hotness of your girlWatching the parts of the winter olympics because I'm bored out my mind with everything else on t.v. The NBA all-star game is lamo unreal. Everybody is throwing passes out of bounds or missing dunks that they've been making since the 3rd grade. But, Bob Costas made the

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Hope things are going well people. I'm having technical difficulties with my body right now. I went deaf a few days ago, and slowly but surely my hearing is coming back, but i'm still not 100 percent. Don't know what happened, taking some tests with the docter next week. Wish me Luck............

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Most of you's probably have already heard that the Vice President of the United States shot another hunter in the face, with a shotgun while quail hunting in southern Texas on Saturday. Too top that all off, they had a private citizen disseminate the information to the media regarding the incident a frickin 2 days after the fact. If I could ask the Vice President any question, it would be:"How do

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Words I live by: Red--Shawshank Redemption-FebruaryRed:Rehabilitated? Well, Now let me see. You know, I don't have any idea what that means. 1967 Parole Hearings Man:Well, it means that you're ready to rejoin society. Red:I know what *you* think it means, sonny. To me it's just a made upword; a politician's word. So young fellas like yourself can wear asuit and a tie, and have a job. What do you

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I've been here 2 1/2 days and I got mentally married like 15 times over. So many beautiful woman its not even funny. Unlike most people, I try too control my level of drunkeness so that I won't miss out on anything, important things such as pick pocketers and kidnappers. Parts of the city are straight, other parts can be dangerous so I would advise against strolling off the beaten path by

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At Miami International, reading emails, blogs, all kind of useless sh**. Truth be told, i'm trying too look all f**king important, laptop in hand, cell phone by ear..listening to a soothing dial tone. I'm a self admitted poser....typical man behavior, but forgive me for my flaws. Its been well ingrained for over 29 years. Ummmmmm I've been in this airport for like a hour, and I haven't seen one

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Well my friends, I will be out of town till Tuesday. Flying off friday morning to hang out in San Juan, PR. Should be a interesting weekend. Just me and a potential. Beaches, Casino, food and drinks, and salsa all frickin day long. Although I am slowly but surely becoming a reggaeton addict. But I will be able to blog, because the hotel i'm staying at has Wifi which is nice. Be safe peoples and

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Ummmmm, just saw the video of the soldier who got shot, not in Iraq, not in Afghanistan, not in any other dangerous parts of the world. But right here in america by some members of the Boys and Blue. Chilling!!!!!!!!!!!

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I watched the "State of the Union," with Dear Leader, G.W. Bush tonite, and I have to say it was quite entertaining. Especially when the cameras cut to Hillary Clinton. I thought a laser beam was gonna come out of her eyes,cut through my t.v. and dissect my torso in half. She looked pissed, madder than the night she was told that her husband had cheated on her and the FBI can match it up with

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Craigslist. Modern marvel, 8th wonder of the world. The digital flea market for the cheap, employment board for the bizarre, fishing net for potential dates and lovers. Its the modern 15th and Lst sex candy shop (if thats what you call having sex with a prostitute "Candy"), without the fear of being busted as a perp or john. I am amazed at the level of responses that I get by making a simple post

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Dam I feel old reading this

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Quotes I live by:" January: Tony Montana--"Scarface":What you lookin' at? You all a bunch of f**kin' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be? You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your f**kin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." So... what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have

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I've been feeling sick the past couple of days and the bug finally caught up with me, so I decided too take it in early. What a shame, that I had to leave and pass up the opportunity for anointing me a honorary knight by the girls at the castle (Camelots). Now, I'm not a big fan of strip clubs, because I think its pretty stupid to pay a woman $10 bucks too grind on your lap and not get anything

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Hung out with L-Lo tonight at Mc Starbucks. Its kind of comical too walk into a restaurant or coffee shop and see all the guys' heads whip over at the girl your walking with and stare her down for the same reasons your with her in the first place. Its all about the butt, and her posterior is ASSTASTIC I say!!! I don't know why we're f**king role playing with each other. We got more rhythm

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Today, I couldn't resist the temptation and sacrificed all of my manlihood to watch James Frey on Oprah. No, I'm not gay, but I'm also grown enough and secure too watch this s**t. If you've been hiding out with Osama Bin Laden for the last 4 weeks, then you'll know that Mr. Frey was the author who wrote the book ,'A Million Little Pieces." A quick synopsis of the book: Guy is a junkie and

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Tonite, I went out with the crew, M.O.M.(Men of Mayhem). It consisted of 3 guys-1.Dear Leader- Dude runs his wife like he's Kim Jong IL and she's North Korea's people.2. 3 + 9 - Not hating on grown men having kids, but dude has like 3 kids and has forced at least 9 abortions. All in 3 years.3. Me- quiet pyschopathand 3 chicas1. Hot Sauce- old flame, but we're thicker than thieves I say. She's is

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slav·er·y (slā'və-rē, slāv'rē) n., pl. -ies. The state of one bound in servitude as the property of a slaveholder or household. The practice of owning slaves. A mode of production in which slaves constitute the principal work force. The condition of being subject or addicted to a specified influence. A condition of hard work and subjection: wage slavery.Reading an article in the Village Voice

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I've had like 8 cups of tea tonight, nicely loaded with caffeine or cocaine. My chest feels like Dick Cheney's heart after running the Boston Marathon backwards with no shoes on, but with additional distance of his Massachusetts Ave home, made the starting point... because by god its frickin Dick Cheney. He can do anything right?? Been trrying to stay up and study for the gmat test. I've decided

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12 things to know: January1. I am a twin and you should be scared.2. I can play the piano and the trumpet.3. I graduated from a small university in the Buckeye State. Got my degree in business/corporate slavery.4. I fast once every two months for the entire month, living off green tea and water. Helps clean my body, control my blood sugar, and clear my mind.5. I'm 6'2 and every woman I've dated

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Man, if you don't use Firefox as your web browser, then your a crack head. Microsoft blows and I will never go back just for the simple fact that they lost the spark that made them great back in the late 80's and 90's. Like all other successful technology companies, the key to growth is innovation, inspiration, and creativity. Microsoft, recruited all these blue-chip management geniuses to come

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Got a conference call presentation with a slave owner...er executive of the company in a half hour.... This picture sums up how I feel right now. You will laugh your ass off to this. Download and enjoy. Its helping me calm down.John Travolta Lives

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I miss breakdancing. Back when people used to settle disagreements with some cardboard and a wind breaker.Prayer: Dear god, please help me find the number for that woman I met friday night. I can't find it anywhere. Please help me----Some links to check out------http://www.yelp.com/Social Networkhttp://www.cac.es/Worlds largest aquarium in Valencia Italy. It's very nicehttp://www.grouper.com/

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Shawshank Redemption is on TV right now. It's the greatest movie made within the last 15 years and should be hands down top five for every American. Watching this movie always reminds me of my job. I detest it. I find my work uninteresting and dull. I know what your thinking, already know what your gonna say: "O-face go get a new job". I've tried and its painfully hard to make a career

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Ok, I'm gonna say this and probably catch some flack but its my silly ass blog, so I guess I'm entitled to my opinion..right?? Hahahah!! But seriously, I'm reading 'Rich Dad Poor Dad', for like the 10th time and I totally agree with like 80 percent of the concepts inside the book. But the author mentions something that would get him cussed out in my parents home, and that is: College is not the

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Thank you for beating Duke today. I can't stand them.

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Listening to the news today about Jill Carroll. For those of you who live in prairie dog burrows, Jill is a journalist for the Christian Science Monitor, who was on assignment in Iraq. While she was making an attempt to interview some Iraqi chieftan, she was ambushed and taken hostage, and her driver was shot dead. Her captors sent a video with the usual jihadist propaganda. Usually, face

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I don't give a dam what you do for a living or where your at in life, but everyone, I mean EVERYONE has come across this person. Every office, job, factory... even brothels have at least one. (Don't ask me how I know that) Its what I call the 'Office Sniper'. Its basically someone who smiles in your face and acts as prince(ss) charming and then as you take two steps about face, turns into the

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I have a friend, who for the sake of discussion, we shall call "wifebeater". I think the name speaks for itself. But, be patient I will get to his story later on down the road. He and his wife just bought a house in the region. They paid some ungodly amount too basically own a shanty....Err townhouse with 2 bedrooms and 2 baths. They have a front yard that's about the size of a monopoly board

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Truth--- Women are my f-ing weakness. I see the eyes and basically, become a mountain of puddy. Women that don't know me think I'm hardcore, until they get to experience some quality time around O-face. Then they realize, I should change my name too Mr. Softy.Weakness---I battle severe depression. This shit is in my DNA and doesn't stop. I don't take medication because I don't wanna walk

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Got back from the gym and I'm sore all over. NEVER lift weights and play an hour and half of basketball on the same day. It is the most painful experience that human being can have outside of child birth, and I will never experience that.....Thank God!!! But I'm watching TV, and I don't know about you guys, but I'm f-ing addicted to HGTV channel. It's by far the most amusing channel on t.v.,

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So I'm at lunch with my buddy "whore", discussing women, our shitty jobs, and plans for the weekend. Somehow we got on the subject of X-Men 2 and Kelly Hu. Whore thought Kelly was unattractive, mild looking at best. I screamed at him, claiming that he didn't know shit about women, because Kelly Hu is like a 10 on a scale of 1-5.So being that were men, we went on and mindlessly *if that's a word

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Here's some links to check out for music. I believe you can learn alot about person by the music they listen too and by how they dance. I love brazilian bossonova. Its peaceful, articulate, classy, and smooth. I also own a 50 gallon aquarium, that I use for meditation late at night after a bad day of slaving away in the office for 10 hours. I'll just put in some bossa or jazz, turn off all the

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So I have this friend who i'm helping professionalize her resume. I call her L-LO because she has an ass like Jennifer Lopez. Now that *ass* has been in style for the last 6 years, my brain has been reprogrammed to stop gawking at the breasts of women and stare at the gluteus maximus. I've changed my characteristics of the ideal mate, and prefer the plump a dump. Not a sloppy big butt, but one

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I work for a big ol' greasy company that manufacturers beverages. This company is VERY big and well known throughout the country. But they use some questionable best practice techniques. People that I've met around the country get all excited when I tell them what I do for a living. If they only knew what I know, they wouldn't have the same feelings. So I've decided to educate the public

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I'm at this point in my life where I feel that i'm a f-ing failure. It just seems that everybody around me either knows where there going or they have a plan. To be honest, I have no plan and can't seem to develop one. I'm sitting in a meeting today, daydreaming about some past heated sexual experience with my ex-girlfriend, and this divine spark interrupted this pleasurable dream,

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Almost forgot, but Happy joyus MLK day. I guess i'm late, but so is progress!!I wonder what he would think about America today? Would he think that man has made substantial progress in a short amount of time and rectified racism and segregation? Or would he wonder why all the streets named after him are in the poorest, most dangerous neighborhoods?I wonder.

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So, I'm resting from jet lag after a brief business trip for the slave job. I went to Anaheim, Kalifornia last week and got back on sunday night. I'm so f-ing tired!!! Maybe its because I knew that I was coming back to DC, a city of mindless crime and chilly temperatures. California was beautiful and so were the women. I'm not talking your average amy brady's walking on K street or Old town.

O-FACEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08940699303930631152noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21057688.post-1137436389908917352006-01-16T13:16:00.001-05:002006-01-16T14:09:02.576-05:00

Scouring the internet today for useless droves of information and I come across some reports about a member of the Terps basketball team being charged for assualt. Then, I read about some dude for the Indianapolis Colts getting stabbed by his wife, in the middle of a passionate argument. Is that a oxymoron or what? Turns out this player liked to play, "Pinata", with his wife's head. I'm just

O-FACEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08940699303930631152noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21057688.post-1137433425930795002006-01-16T12:37:00.000-05:002006-01-16T13:55:31.710-05:00

Welcome Holmes. I've decided to create a blog because I think what I have to say is f-ing relevant. This is pure comedy for me because I've read blogs on and off for about five years now and had zero interest in creating my own. But I've aged another year and feel that I've lived in a walking coma for 29 of them. So I decided to challenge myself for one year and one year only. I will do the

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